Marriage vending machine

I think someone should invent a marriage vending machine. Just think of it - you put in your credit card, punch a few buttons, it takes your picture, voila - you're married!

They could put these machines in convenience stores, gas stations, almost anywhere you'd find a regular vending machine or ATM. It could save couples from months and months and months of planning and expenses.

I'm heading down to the patent office now.