Big blue shi*t

I was speaking with J's three year old nephew, Little V, on the telephone last evening and I asked him what we was going to wear for Hallowe'en this year.

"Big blue shi*t," I heard him say.

"Big blue what?" I asked him. I wasn't sure if I was hearing what I was hearing.

"Big blue shi*t," he repeated. I was hearing what I was hearing.

Later I was speaking with his mother and I asked her what costume Little V was going to wear. "His Superman costume," she told me.

I told her what he had said to me.

"Oh, he still can't say R. He was saying that he was going to wear his big blue shirt."